Facebook Twitter Formspring Tumblr (3.0; @truthordare)http://truthordare.tumblr.com/<p>(via <a href="http://junglejustine.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">junglejustine</a>)</p> <p>I think you have been misinformed. Either that or I need to change area codes.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/290042150http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/290042150Sat, 19 Dec 2009 02:59:30 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvoyfz0Ee1qzqwdoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So, my master plan is to get two pet goats - though preferably one white, and one black, and then have them wear a red ribbon each. I’d name them Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, and when they die, people would ask me what happened to them and I’d respond, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.” Very Stoppard.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289690941http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289690941Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:44:39 -0500<p>I know you guys are correcting me and all, and I know you’re right, and I’mma let you finish in a minute but - that was one of the best posts of all time. OF ALL TIME.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289611477http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289611477Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:35:00 -0500old jokes don't currrhttp://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289599838http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289599838Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:24:43 -0500<p>A. I only needed you to build disaster.<br/>B. You are a tool.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289592741http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289592741Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:18:17 -0500ah linguisticsthis is called mutual entailmentwhite and nerdyhttp://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289581610http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289581610Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:08:00 -0500know what i'm sayin'amiright“I grinded with him because I felt sad for him…”<br/><br/> - <em>first mistake, sister dearest</em>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289574503http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289574503Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:01:31 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuqa8cSOjg1qap4oeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chapter13.tumblr.com/post/289570833/via-jamesdeanlives" target="_blank">chapter13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://jamesdeanlives.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">jamesdeanlives</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>my twitter: fucking james dean. usual friday night.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289573278http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289573278Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:00:26 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuu92wwnwU1qazqxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nemonisimors.tumblr.com/post/289564127" target="_blank">nemonisimors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tweexcore.tumblr.com/post/289560636/via-paintedfictions" target="_blank">tweexcore</a>:(via <a href="http://paintedfictions.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">paintedfictions</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289565503http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289565503Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:53:23 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kus9hivbpj1qzm4o1o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://anastasivictoria.tumblr.com/post/289553300/bunnymitford-richard-brautigan" target="_blank">anastasivictoria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bunnymitford.tumblr.com/post/287160075" target="_blank">bunnymitford</a>:Richard Brautigan</p> </blockquote>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289555829http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289555829Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:44:24 -0500<p>My diet today consisted of iced coffee, cupcakes, cigarettes, and energy drinks. I made the cupcakes for my xmas party at work tonight, but I feel like I’m going to crash any minute. Fml, y’all.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289555387http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289555387Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:43:57 -0500one of the energy drinks was coffee-flavoured sigh<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuprnzMjJw1qa2g3jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wombatdances.tumblr.com/post/285270229/leahwinchester-via-fuckyeahfightclub" target="_blank">wombatdances</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://leahwinchester.tumblr.com/post/285221149" target="_blank">leahwinchester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahfightclub.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahfightclub</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Hominahominahomina.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289551384http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289551384Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:40:16 -0500<p>My dad keeps complaining about how Tiger Woods is constantly the topic of every radio show. I think he’s just upset that his idol is being condemned by the majority of the human species.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289547030http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289547030Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:36:19 -0500my dad hasn't played golf in a while..but maybe that's because it's wintertimehttp://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289541956http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289541956Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:31:35 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv6fqaFZk1qzqwdoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jimmy Stewart and Ginger Rogers are beautiful together! What a wonderful on-screen couple.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289257557http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289257557Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:04:38 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv62mzUW11qzqwdoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Helen:</b> I’m going to give you a piece of my mind… <br/><b>Francey:</b> Oh, I couldn’t take the last piece!</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289250213http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289250213Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:56:46 -0500amazing<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelling_salts">smelling salts</a>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289239845http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289239845Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:45:35 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutv8nQtx71qasoz9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahdrinks.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahdrinks</a>)</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289222715http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289222715Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:26:03 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv025ijRE1qzqwdoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Woke up wearing the same shirt, asleep to the laughs I once called hurt.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289132866http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289132866Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:46:53 -0500<p>You can call it growing up, you can call it what it actually is: stop putting up with consistent bullshit.</p>http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289129624http://truthordare.tumblr.com/post/289129624Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:43:19 -0500