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If A is true then B is true. Therefore,...

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“I grinded with him because I felt sad for him…”
— first mistake, sister dearest

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chapter13: (via jamesdeanlives) my twitter: fucking...

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smelling salts

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Woke up wearing the same shirt, asleep to the laughs I once...

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—  Akiba ben Joseph’s last...

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I CAME OVER, BUT THAT WAS ALL THE COMING...

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“what i think is that you have an abundance of hormones...”
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OMG.

It is December. Stop talking about shit that went down at PROM. Who the fuck actually cares! Boys...

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I CAME OVER, BUT THAT WAS ALL THE COMING...

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You don’t like the feeling of your little green clouds, or the shiny white water - you like...

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formspring answers!

how many hours in a day do you tumbl? Good question. A lot, I like lacking a real life, haha. Hm, if...

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FORMSPRING ME? I'M BORED!

I hate begging you guys, but please! http://www.formspring.com/forms/?742279-HpzBNwCkYW

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wheres my tumblove?

(via endlessnight) RIGHT HURR, BAYBAY.

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“Isn’t it funny how you can ache just from the deadly drone...”
— Charles Bukowski (The People...

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Besides having nice boobs (and face and...

Her twitter bio: I kissed a girl AND diddled her skittle.

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stefaniak; cary grant. says:
lmao
yeah well, i've been on a side ting as well
IN MY MIND
haha
GarreT -- Bitch, I’ma pick the world up and I’ma drop it on your fuckin’ head says:
really?
no dick?
stefaniak; cary grant. says:
nada
GarreT -- Bitch, I’ma pick the world up and I’ma drop it on your fuckin’ head says:
: O
whens last time you hooked up with anyone?
stefaniak; cary grant. says:
LOL
err
beginning of october
GarreT -- Bitch, I’ma pick the world up and I’ma drop it on your fuckin’ head says:
JESUS CHRIST VICKY
i remember you being a lot hornier of a person than that....
stefaniak; cary grant. says:
lmfao i know
i'm starting to get scared i'm never going to get action again
now that i'm trying this whole ''don't sleep with douchebags'' nonsense

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I do the HAIKU thing, you know, like in Fight Club Suddenly I’m fine

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“Remember the time my water broke?!”
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Someone please tell me how to make my posts be in the center of my page, but have the font to the...

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I yodel. And write lyrics.

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I want that bow!

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Little written hints in old books, that look of love and pleasant pleasure. Pouty pink lips with...

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Yesterday, I got a fan, gave myself Marie Antoinette hair, and took a bath. How Sofia Coppola am I?

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“Q: Would you rather have someone constantly in love with...”

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Delicious!

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xojujubaby: My Only Wish (This Year) - Britney Spears He’s all I want, just for me,...

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Girl in a Miniskirt Reading the Bible...

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myso-calledlife: kari-shma: Missy Elliott | Pass That Dutch Pretty boy here I come

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cherryblonde: canadaaustin: Darling, dearest, dead. My love for you shall live forever. You,...

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- and your legs, *drool*

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My blog has missed you, Ms. Hayworth.

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hot, stupid guy on tumblr

fuckin’ shame.

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MONSTER > RED BULL

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stick your finger down your throat and watch it snow little flakes of ideas I call them ideas but...

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arrange the tree after I put it up, I broke an ornament, the little red and gold pieces stuck on my...

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Santa Baby - Kylie Minogue Think of all the fun I’ve missed Think of all the fellows I...

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401 followers today! ILYG ♥ CUPCAKES FOR ALL!

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fs

The extent to which I want to have sex with you is ridiculous. I’m sure you’re used to...

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littleghost: nickdrake: THE END.

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“I’d bang it till he’s a corpse then we’d...”
— me to Janice

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hi it’s electricpencils, you should write that bus thing as a short story You’re on...

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Today, I felt like I belonged in either Bewitched or Amelie. A strange man sat beside me on the bus...

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justsomboy adores you make babies already Ahahaha! We have a special connection it’s true, but...

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Sonnet CXXV

365sonnets: Written by Victoria Stefaniak. Well, you’re only one step away from disaster, Only...

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formspring before I even posted that...

I think you have a crush on yourself. Oh, it’s more than just a crush. DEAR PAULINA, I MUST...

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I'm bored. Formspring? ♥☺

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Who do you think I have a crush on?

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I like squid.

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I failed my last test, missed the last train, watched my liquidless dreams go down the drain. I want...

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Drown yourself in perfume and anxiety.

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junglejustine: I was in a serious relationship my senior year of high school and my first year of...

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represent. NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE YOUR SHIFT? YOU OUTSELL...

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Not only is butter not a carb, your tumblarity is less than...

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I always wonder, are we really what we...

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Charlotte died a virgin.

THE ANGEL OF ASSASSINATION: Yes, I did it, my head held high all the while. The servants were...

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I do so very much like glassware, the crystals and the white sparkle, the sheen of my past glory. I...

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I was once on top of the world, it was a little later, this time last year Everything had fallen...

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Oh, the perils and parallels of this...

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I have to read this! Once I’m done with Fight Club.

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After I throw one of my tantrums, I like to sob wildly and kiss my bedsheets. Wet eyes cause me to...

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Hours of fun for grammar nerds

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Cash Cow - We Are Scientists

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The undercover heat between your legs, and the Holden from your childhood. The letters in the books...

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white corolla ♥

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This is what sexy looks like.

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This is what sexy looks like.

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fs bs

So do you bend at the knees, or the waist? I bend anywhere and everywhere, depending on my mood,...

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I am offended.

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My cousin Kevin, my sister and I, all get along like we’re the same age. He’s (Kevin,...

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DELAYED FORMSPRING, MY APOLOGIES!

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Elementary dating - Rowan Atkinson Haha! This made me laugh.

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I hate when

you have annoying family members over who constantly “forget” about what’s going...

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Surprised at the lack of benefits, bet...

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Another nosebleed while my head leaks out more cells, but whatever I do, I make sure not to get...

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lookwhatyouvedone: malfoyismyking: (via malfoyy)

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fs

I don’t even need a whole page to understand you. That one post pretty much says it all. ...

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You’re not going to understand me just by one page of my tumblr. You’d have to read the...

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keep up the formspring like a record...

your penguin/ rhinoceros/ wolf pictures = extremely clever yet I still believe you need a life. - I...

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OH MY GAWD, Becky look at her butt. It...

(via luciababyy) She looks like, one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.

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FORMFORMSPRINGSPRING

You’re a meme machine. I hope this is a compliment! I usually have better self-control, but...

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OH SHITTTTTTT!

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Fuck you. Today is meme day, now celebrate how half-funny I...

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I fucking love the people I work with, they’re all so good-humoured and blah blah adjective...

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dayum, formspring

If you don’t start showing some skin, I’m afraid I’m going to have to unfollow...

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Why do the popular kids have to come and ruin everything?

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Re-blog if this applies to you:

I hate all these posts starting with “Re-blog if-!” like, can’t I just like the...

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strawberrylaces: maryhadalittledeer: sarahsea: (via...

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Rachelle says:
where the eff is the hype button on lookbook?
stefaniak; even admist fierce flames / the golden lotus can be planted says:
not sure..i'm only aware of the hype button on MY VAGINA
LOLOL
Rachelle says:
LOOOL
LOVE YOU

Dec 12th

thisisourlovestory: satanlovesyou: letsgobananas:

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formspring:

LOL You’ve never been rejected because of morals. Yeah, well.. Haha. I can’t tell if...

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OMG OMG DYING I AM HILARIOUS

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I made this, it made me laugh. I know it’s lame but...

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I wish I didn’t have to write this exam. I wish painted nails were allowed in my workplace....

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Back to That

dearoldlove: We bonded over maps, film, and banter in your giant white bed. Let’s go back to...

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My friend Janice told me that Shirley Temple, all grown up,...

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Writers - Monty Python’s Flying Circus Wilde, Shaw

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But admist the sparkles and long lost...

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Formspring in the morning:

follow me! http://endlessnight.tumblr.com/ Your wish is my command! Is it me or does “our...

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Well, I’m off to bed. You all sure were on a roll with formspring tonight! I’d be even...

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planetelex: longlivethequeen: digitalbath: (via...

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cabbages and kings!

Your poems are really good, just thought I’d tell you that, you should definitely pursue...

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Remember the good old days when you did SNPD? Indeed I do. As I recall however, most of my photos...

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Urgh, I spelled something wrong when...

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junglejustine: Boyfriend qualifications: Good sex Tacos Good sex Burritos Ned Hepburn...

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I know I say ''haha'' a lot. Forgive me.

What’s your ideal first date? Cute question! Hm, I’d like to say staying up all night...

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Poop.

i lick my own shit…too dirty? To each her own. Nice change in context, by the way. ...

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Horny people on formspring are always...

I agree. Your legs should be on stamps…or wrapped around my neck. :) Sorry, too far? My oh...

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First formspring in a while!

Your legs should be on postage stamps. LOL! Not a bad idea… Formspring me more dirty...

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typewriterblues

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My dad seriously makes me laugh. He watches the most random shit and makes the most bizarre facial...

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What the! I wanna be a part of the “Finer Things” club!

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Hey Gregory! The front of yo’ head is ridiculous! I...

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A man shoots his wife in the face. She survived and got a face transplant that failed. Guess how...

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endriu: violetta: Mono.

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myso-calledlife: truthordare: What.. is this I’m hearing.. about Miley Cyrus.. being in Sex and...

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What.. is this I’m hearing.. about Miley Cyrus.. being in Sex and the City II? Someone.....

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Let's count all the friends I've made...

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“I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress -”
— I don’t think Taylor...

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I love Selena Gomez.

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(via thechocolatebrigade) OH DAMN!

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“I try to avoid situations that emphasize…my...”
— Justin, Wizards of Waverly...

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If I were a boy,

I would just wear v-neck tees and cardigans all the time.

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I’m excited for the next one!

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“Glee? Yeah, that’s what I feel when I make fun of the...”
— My sense of humour will turn...

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You know what's rich?

A real estate agent marrying a contractor. Think about it.

Dec 10th

audiogasm: robot-heart: the boy and the lion (via...

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I also like the Kennedies.

This is Victoria. She likes films with subtitles and the sound of her own laughter. She dislikes not...

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LOL @ Dwight trying to cause a fire in hopes of celebrating his safety duties. Oh, Dwight.

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“You think just because I was once cold that I have no heart?...”

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My computer chair tried to lock me to my desk, I was trapped. I could not wriggle out. Am now...

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Watch

Video #2: I curse a lot while making videos.

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Video #1: I’m a marvel, aren’t I?

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kissmycouture: Marilyn Monroe ▪ Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend

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I would like very much to unseal your lips, my fingertips causing a shiver on the wall of your...

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“Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that...”
— Alfred Hitchcock (via maegpie)...

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Well, if I am very very, and you are...

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I put up with the stings from my honey,...

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newyorkcanwait: (via betterthanfine)  want!

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Simply dreadful.

Courier New font italicized?! Oh, horrid sight! My eyes! Make it stop.

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“You are beautiful, but you are empty. One could not die for...”
—  Le Petit Prince, Antoine de...

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I like to salt my wounds when the blood...

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“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a...”
— (via chickenshit) haha.

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(via fuckyeahhitchcock) best fuckyeah ever?

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rhymeswithnash: ...

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lmao ok,

yeah. When you paraphrase someone else’s words and then take credit for them being yours,...

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sincewhendoessheblog: ...

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(via beatonna) I laugh every time.

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(via beatonna) Haha! Charlotte and Emily dissing Anne. Good...

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(via beatonna) ROFL! Simply hilarious.

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“And I know the spark inside your eyes was just the match I...”
— Bayside

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The Parallels of Slow Infatuation. Written by Victoria Stefaniak. I wondered vaguely if this was...

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Puss Puss.

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I don’t understand these people who don’t have facebook. What, you’re too busy...

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myso-calledlife: shelbatron: hennypotter: This verse...

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via vivandlarry.files.wordpress.com love.

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You know when you put milk and sugar...

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The words that tumble are but the truth, wrapped in...

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Well, the setting may be different, and...

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I hate when people (read: girls) have their asses as their facebook pictures. It is called facebook....

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Spider legs are my eyelashes, scurrying along slippery bathtub walls. Caterpillars are my fingers,...

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metallicmoon: (via spiderlashes)

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Your lips on mine, when I am stupid and...

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Sparrows will always return home, no matter how far...

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This is me, pretending not to care about the stupidity that...

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“What they don’t know is that it belongs to a fool....”
— Maze - Epik High

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I need to escape this hell. I hate too many people, and am painfully neutral to every circumstance.

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Imagine wobbling as you stand, alone with every step you take, crumbling slowly, being pushed to the...

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Whether you are the beauty or the beast, the famine or the feast, the condensation or the yeast, it...

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There’s more where that came from. I am popular on the...

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I have seen the things no one else had witnessed, the words you have uttered when no one was near....

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Must watch!

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Paranoia at the rusty wind, while nicotine and spearmint lie on my tongue. Throat burning and...

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I ♥ EARMUFFS

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herekitty: flickflickflicker:tiresome:(via...

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(via hayleycakes) This is so clever!

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Just came back from shopping and the movies with my sister. I saw Couples’ Retreat, because of...

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Date Jerry, marry George, fuck Kramer.

Dec 3rd

dream converstion

Random person: Vicky, this is Raymond.
Me: Raymond eh? Guess you must be pretty popular.
Raymond: I beg your pardon?
Me: Well, Everybody Loves Raymond.

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Q: What do you call a freight train loaded with bubblegum?...

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sebastienne: parfois: a room of one’s own kari-shma: ...

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Thursday mornings.

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Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran I’m on the hunt, I’m after you Mouth is alive, with...

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Lost your libido to grey days and worn...

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All I want are lullabies without...

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happily haikued

These words belong here, Ever since the day you left To leave me alone.

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I refuse to like or re-blog things that I’ve already liked or re-blogged in the past. And then...

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Today I am going to start living my...

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